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28 December 2014

Slow boat Luang Prabang to Huay Xai: Farewell Mighty Mekong

 5th - 7th December 2014

The slow boat up to the Thai border was a trip I had been looking forward to for a while. After taking bus and train over every other border crossing so far the prospect of having some variety was a little exciting. The long wooden barge had enough space to keep us pretty comfortable and the steady unrelenting fight upriver provided a great photograph opportunity as the we passed jungle matted mountains and small river communities.

The journey was certainly the most comfortable experience we had on public transport in Laos. No pothole ridden roads, no chance of colliding with a lorry when your driver decides to overtake on a blind bend, no livestock under the seat and no sharing your seat with a whole family. Just a nice slow, meandering trip upriver whilst reading a book and listening to the ripples, gurgles and splashes from the greatest mass of fresh water in South East Asia. The only annoying thing was listening to comments from other passengers asking "why is taking so long" and "this is dull". Well sorry if this isn't a thrill ridden experience but you have purchased a ticket on something clearly advertised as the slow boat up the Mekong. Not a booze cruise in a catamaran, not a water jet pack ride where you can glide through the ever present H2O like a dolphin, a SLOW BOAT!!!! So sit down with your 200ml rucksack you have for two weeks travel, packed full of instant food as you don't trust the local cuisine because you heard on Wikipedia that someone, somewhere caught bubonic plague from some sweet & sour chicken and shut up.

Drifting Drifters

Despite the moaning of Mr P. Brain Jnr the first boat took eight hours to reach the halfway stop at Pakbeng. There's really nothing to this small village and if it wasn't for the steady stream of passengers looking for a place to spend the night, the guest house hosts and restauranteurs would still be living off the river. However, in many ways Pakbeng gives you your first or last taste (depending which way your travelling) of Laos culture. After a busy day doing nothing the village is a nice place to enjoy a laid back way of life.

The boat on day two was a little less spacious. The four facing seats with a table in the middle had been replaced with rows of two but a small sacrifice in social atmosphere was a small price to pay. If anything it helped ensure that I and Mr P. Brain Jnr would never have to chat. The second day was identical to the first. The scenery remained impressive as you lay back and track the suns path across the horizon. The boats do have basic amenities like a toilet and free boiled water for tea and noodles (if you have them), which brought back memories of the Trans-Siberian. Once again it's about eight hours until you reach the border town of Huay Xai.

As you'd expect Huay Xai is larger than Pakbeng and therefore has slightly better guesthouses available. It's also popular as a base for people booked on the Gibbon Experience where you can trek, climb, zip line and live in a treehouse for a few days. This was a little out our price range but we only heard great reviews.
We decided to hold off the crossing until the morning to prevent us loosing a day on our Thai visa and spent the night at Phonethip Guesthouse. It's extremely cheap at £2 a night and has real comfy beds and piping hot showers. If your feeling peckish there are a few eateries around all offering a selection of Laotian or Western cuisine at around £2 a meal.

Our last night in Laos was a comfortable one and at around 8:00am we caught a Tuk Tuk to the bus station where we purchased a ticket across the border to our first Thai destination Chiang Rai.

Luang Prabang: The cultural capital of Laos

1st - 4th December 2014

Everything has positives and negatives and backpacking is no exception and the main curse of travel is making friends, wandering as a group and then just as abruptly waving goodbye and wishing them a safe journey. It's been a regular feature since leaving the UK and sadly Vang Vieng was where we said farewell to Will "the beard" Dadson (if you ever take up professional darts you can keep the name). We'll see ya in OZ mate and Jono will get a few beers in.

As Will turned back south towards Cambodia we pressed on North to rejoin the Mekong at Luang Prabang. The ride was a little cramped but the scenery was spectacular. The winding mountain roads act like artificial arteries through the rough terrain and increasingly thicker vegetation. Every so often we would pass an isolated village or glimpse an awesome valley view.

Luang Prabangs Royal Palace

We arrived in Luang Prabang around mid afternoon and were immediately met by the hustle and bustle of a popular tourist destination. Our first priority as always was to find a place to stay. There are an overwhelming number of guesthouses in Luang Prabang for the size of the place and thankfully for us one of our fellow passengers Garbie helped narrow down our search. Our friendly Australian guide had visited the town before and kindly led us to "Sisombath House". A short walk from the centre Sisombath housed cozy dorm rooms with warm showers and breakfast included for 40,000 kip (£3.50) per night. The guesthouse also had a cool chill out area although the wifi is naff.

Luang Prabang is a lovely town with history, culture and wonderful natural sights and vibrant markets all rolled into a small area. Despite being very touristic the place still retains a chilled atmosphere synonymous with Laos. All the sights in town are located in the centre. Visit the royal palace during the day, climb mount Phousi for the sunset and grab a cheap meal in the night market in the evening (all you can eat buffet for 15,000 kip that's £1.20).
The drinking scene is laid back with he bars closing at 11:30pm leaving the bowling alley as the only late night venue with alcohol available late into the night. Check out "Utopia Bar" on the banks of a tributary to the Mekong. It's a little pricey but with a volleyball court, table football and early evening yoga classes it's a great place to kick back and relax with a beer whilst  having a laugh watching attractive women fart as they stretch into a "half moon" or "dead parrot" stance.......or something like that.

A great day for photography at Kuang Si Falls
On our second day we caught a minibus to "Kuang Si Falls". These stunning waterfalls tumble and fall down a series of pools formed from mineral deposits over many years. It's a great place to cool off with a nice swim. The place was very reminiscent of Plitvice National Park in Croatia although the size and scale of Plitvice is more impressive. Kuang Si is also home to a bear sanctuary and butterfly garden (although the latter was closed). The bears have all been rescued from illegal poachers or people that force them to dance for mostly Chinese tourists. They have a reasonable amount of space to play about in and it seems the location was chosen to aid in local public awareness. The degree of psychological and physical violence committed to these animals means that it's unlikely that these animals will ever be re-introduced into the wild, but at least they've been saved from a life of suffering.

After a relaxed and thoroughly enjoyable stay Jono and I parted ways with Ed and Dora as they went trekking further North and arranged to catch the two day slow boat to the Thai-Laos border town of Huay Xai.

18 December 2014

After three months of predominantly minibus travel the Bruvs are back on a train. 13 hours on a sleeper carriage to Ayutthaya. Easy peasy.








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16 December 2014

Vang Vieng: Booze cruise on an inner tube

28th November - 1st December 2014

For the first time in over weeks we left the influence of the Mekong river on a 6 hour minibus ride to the backpacker paradise of Vang Vieng. It didn't take long to forget the tedium of Vientiane as we weaved our way through the mountain passes and valleys. Even the restroom breaks stopped by some stunning viewpoints.
Nam Ou River
Nestled on the banks of the Nam Ou river surrounded by black karst mountains the prolific party capital of Laos has had its fair share of controversy in recent years. Pressure from the international community following a number of fatalities brought on by a combination of booze, drugs and limit health and safety regulations caused the local government to reduce the plethora of bars along the tubing route. Nowadays there are "supposedly" only four bars remaining, although others are sneaking back (we counted seven).
Despite the clamp down the town still attracts many tourists who are drawn by the landscape, lagoons, tubing and rock climbing (to name a few).

Jono, Will and I befriended an English couple Ed and Laura (Dora) who are backpacking around South East Asia following a year teaching English in China. After checking a few options we finally chose "Easy Go Backpackers" as our new home. The basic three bed room Jono, Will and I vacated was exactly what it said on the tin but it was extremely cheap and with breakfast included what more could you ask. The local girls who ran the place were very helpful and always had a smile on their faces. You don't get that at a Premier Inn.
Tube selfie
Contrary to our usual lifestyle we chilled out on the Friday with the intention of being well rested and pumped up for a day tubing.
The following morning we strolled the short walk to the centre of Vang. Vieng where you grab an inner tube and catch the Tuk Tuk to the starting point a few kilometres up river.
First of many beer Laos
Messing about on the river
The first three bars (four really) are really close to the start point and no sooner have you got your backside wet in the brisk water, your back out again enjoying a cool Beer Laos and a free Lao Lao whiskey shot. The atmosphere is relaxed and there is no pressure to drink yourself senseless. However if you start early it's a long session  and the presence of whiskey shots makes getting pissed a definite possibility.
If the first three bars isn't enough there are a couple of what we called "Ghost Bars" to help satisfy your thirst. There not strictly on the bar crawl route but you don't begrudge them sneaking back in to make the most out of a steady steam of tourists looking for a drink.
Bar 2 and another beer Laos and whiskey shot

Skimming rocks and drinking shots.

After the fourth (more like the seventh) there is a 45 minute tube back to Vang Vieng (depending on how intoxicated you are, how many times you fall out, your weight, whether you get snagged on a branch, whether your tube deflates and the strength of the current). If you want to avoid tubing in the dark we were advised to leave the last bar no later than 4:30pm. If your forced to exit the river early you will get rinsed by the Tuk Tuk drivers that stalk you along the riverbank.
The drunk drifter
Jono and Will leading the way 


Cheers 

The party doesn't have to stop in town as in the evening many bars offer free Lao Lao whiskey shots at various stages of the evening. This is enough to finish off even the most alcohol resistant punters. In our case we were pretty merry by 9:30pm, dancing around by 10:00 and who knows what happened after 11:00. It was a great day for all involved.
Pic with the locals 

One of the Ghost Bars 
The drinks getting the better of me now
After experiencing Vang Vieng first hand I'm adamant the days of multiple fatalities has been left in the past. The zip lining into shallow water has gone and the bar crawl along the tubing route is as chilled and steady and the river you float down. Obviously you can make it as messy as you want but really your better off drinking what you can, getting back to town a little bit dazed and damp but in one piece  and making a complete tit of yourself in the bars later on. I say this as we were in such a state the following day we couldn't even attempt a second run on the crawl. Maybe that's due to the alcohol consumption or maybe age catching up with me.



14 December 2014

Vientiane

26th - 28th November 2014

It took a good 6 hours for our bus to get from Tha Khaek to the Laos capital, followed by a short Tuk Tuk to the centre as naturally the bus station is a few miles out.

We stayed two nights in Vientiane overall. One night at the Getaway Backpackers and another at a hostel opposite (can't recall the name). Both places offered a great place for backpackers to recharge the batteries and meet new people over a BBQ an a beer.

Despite being the capital Vientiane doesn't feel busy. It also lacks a sense of history and culture. There are attractive temples and the residential palace area is nice but there engulfed by large concrete monstrosities that look like the architects have drawn inspiration from using "mega blocks" as kids. I suppose most capital cities have to find a happy median between culture and practicality but it more noticeable in Vientiane because interesting architectural sites are few and far between.

It's not all doom and gloom for the city though. The place is full of great restaurants, eateries and bakeries for a range of tastes. If your sick of rice and noodles check there are places that offer good western cuisine. Check out "Via Via" for the best pizza in town. The Italian favourite is served in large portions and cooked in a proper wood burning oven. Its not the cheapest option but a nice treat.
The legacy of French rule is still evident today in the quality of the cities patisseries. Travellers with a sweet tooth like myself will finally find desserts worthy of western expectations. There's no meat fluff or durian slices which can only be a good sign.

When it came to sightseeing I have to be brutally honest and admit that although we looked at a day trip to the Buddha Park and we heard about the National Museum we chose to ignore both and just wander the streets. It's pathetic I know and we can only apologise.
We did visit the night market which sells the usual tacky, often fake merchandise from sunglasses to iPhones and from knuckle dusters to beer Laos vests. Even if you have enough souvenirs the night market still has a nice ambience and every now and again the odd street performance.

Our time in the Laos capital was short lived but you can't really blame us as the enticing tubing resort of Vang Vieng beckoned.

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11 December 2014

The Tha Khaek Loop: Unforgetable and unbelievably spectacular....continued

20th - 26th November 2014


Day 3:

It was a nice night stop off at Kuon Kham. It's a quiet village and the only real place to grab a beer was a karaoke bar just a few doors down from our guesthouse. Most of the songs were from Laos although the locals did attempt to find an English track. Sadly their best effort was a song none of us had heard by some obscure 90's boy band that probably failed in the Western world but managed to have a single hit in Asia. If anyone out there knows who the hell "Milky Way" are, please let us know.
View from our balcony at Kuon Kham

 Thanks to our early excursion to Na Sanam Falls the day before we were ahead of schedule which meant plenty of time at the main sight of the loop Konglor Cave. Once you swing a left off highway 8A it's a 40km ride along a wonderfully quiet, flat and straight road all the way to the cave. It's hard to ignore the obvious drag strip laid before your eyes and shore enough it wasn't long before the rough riders pushed their bikes to the limit. I believe Will clocked the quickest speed at 120km/h in the end (I'm certain I would have won if the GoPro cam hadn't added extra drag........what do you mean I'm a sore looser). The scenery remained a spectacle throughout the short ride towards the epicentre of a karst mountain bowl.

More karst landscape
The road to Konglor Cave
Photo fight!!!!!!!
It was around 11am by the time we arrived at Konglor Cave. This meant that sadly we weren't the first boat of the day (I hear it's worth attempting to get there first), but that in no ways ruined the experience.
Konglor is a 7km expanse of caves that have been carved straight through the centre of a limestone mountain. Once your grouped up with a ferry your guided on a 1 hour trip through this natural abyss, viewing huge stalagmites that resemble marble columns from Greek temple, experiencing total darkness and helping the boats up small rapids until you finally reach daylight on the other side. A review I read before the trip stated "it's as close to experiencing a journey into the Greek underworld as you can get" and I totally understand the comparison. It's a trip into the unknown, a subterranean maze that causes your imagination to run wild. It's easy to see why many local stories are based around the cave.
Entrance to Konglor Cave 
Nice place to chill out
Konglor has more to offer than the cave. There's a small beach and swimming area close to the cave entrance. Our group took full advantage of this as we had the whole afternoon to look for a local guesthouse. We were in no rush so cooled off and chilled out for a good three hours. Tubing is also on offer although if your expecting the same experience as Vang Vieng your going to be disappointed.

Our ferry up the River Styx 
As the afternoon drifted away the decision was made to search for a guesthouse. In the end we ignored the ones right by Konglor and instead took a small track just off the main road to Sala Konglor. The guesthouse was a small group of wooden bungalows, some dorm some private at a great location on the banks of the river. As this was our last night on the loop and we still had two bottles of "local water" we turned to our favourite travel drinking game "pass the pissed pigs". The game definitely did the trick.

Day 4:

A new dawn brings a new day and after a hearty breakfast a peaceful Sala Konglor morning was abruptly interrupted by the monstrous sound of five fired up engines (actually it sounded like five lawn mowers, but every good tale deserves a bit of bullshit).
The rough riders and I back tracked along the same road we'd ridden the day before back toward Kuon Kham. If anything we had another opportunity to etch the stunning journey into our long term memories that was until the fuel issue.
The efficiency of the Zhongshan waves once again raised its head as Diederik's bike ran empty between villages, forcing the rest of us to head off in search for fuel. Once this was resolved it then dawned on us that Aaron's bike would be in trouble too. He guessed there should be enough until we reach the nearest station near highway 8A and he was almost right. No sooner had the pump station rolled into view Aaron's Zhongshan ran empty, meaning he had to resort to walking the bike along like a modern day "Fred Flintstone".

The majestic water buffalo grazing amongst this years harvest

Finally found some fuel. Is it safe to leave this in direct sunlight?
The petrol station was a good place to plan the second stage of the days travel. It was around 10:30am and there was 41km of highway between us and Vieng Kham, where we would grab lunch.
Despite being a main road, highway 8A was a thoroughly enjoyable ride with ever changing terrain and road quality. Long dissecting straights quickly became winding mountainous passes with large potholes and damage from past landslides. The road was nothing short of amazing.  Sadly this euphoria was to be short lived and as we rolled into Vieng Kham it dawned on us all that the best sections of the loop were behind us. All that remained was Highway 13.

Selfie stop
Highway 13 is the main road that links Vientiane with Cambodia. It follows the course of the Mekong on a path thats so  mind numbingly straight it would make the Romans jealous. Added to this because it passes through the main tourist sights throughout southeastern Laos it's the main route for all the busses and trucks. It's the dullest and most dangerous  section of the trip.
The sheer tedium of the final stretch lulls you into a false sense of security. You want to make progress on a long straight so you start to increase your speed. Then suddenly a huge pothole appears, the road disappears or a speeding truck almost knocks you sideways. There were many instances where my white van man skills of swearing and flipping a V sign were a necessity. It's as internationally understood and recognisable as S.O.S. In many ways it's a shame the loop ends this way but I suppose all journeys have dull and exciting parts.

We arrived back at the Travel lodge hostel at around 5pm thoroughly exhausted, in need of a shower, clean clothes and a large beer but all of us had made it and all had gained something from the experience. The sights had been amazing, we had experienced an authentic side to Laos and we certainly had made new friends. Oh yeah and most surprisingly of all I had made it 400km on a scooter without becoming roadkill.

Seriously though if your looking to visit Laos, the Tha Khaek Loop has to be top of your itinerary. It's without a shadow of doubt our highlight of Asia so far and considering we've been through China, Vietnam and Cambodia it had to beat a lot of good memories to reach top spot.

The Tha Khaek Loop: Unforgetable and unbelievably spectacular

20th - 26th November 2014

 Before entering Laos we had never heard about the "Tha Khaek Loop" and it was only due to advice from our dad Tony that we decided to make a stop off. It promised to be an adventure through spectacular scenery and boy did we need an adventure. We were disappointed with Savannakhet and wanted to experience "real Laos" before heading to the capital (Vientiane) and tubing (Vang Vieng) further North.

"The loop" is a 400km bike circuit starting and ending in Tha Khaek. The route passes through Phou Hi Poun National Park home to limestone mountains and impressive caves. Jono, Will and I decided to take out time and hire scooters for four days although many travellers squeeze the trip into three. Jono had ridden scooters as a teenager but for me and Will it was a trip into the unknown (I did give it a go in Vietnam but fell over so many times in a 5 meter stretch my confidence was shot).
We hired the bikes from our hostel the " Tha Khaek Travel lodge". The travel lodge is a great base for the loop with many backpackers passing through after completed or looking to start the trip. Good beds and showers allow for some comforts and a communal fire pit makes it easy to meet fellow "loopers" to arrange a convoy. The guesthouse can also store your main bags so you can travel light on the bikes.

Tha Khaek is worth a short walk around to grab supplies but no real sights. It's has a relaxed atmosphere and a few derelict French colonial buildings by the Mekong but that's about it. If your looking for a local hang out there's a beer garden near the tourist information centre. Many of the local students flock hear in the evening for a meal and beer with friends. A favourite amongst our group mostly due to the cheap prices but also because we were the only tourists, always a nice feeling.

At the end of our first day (evening before our trip) Mr Ku, the hire shop owner kindly gave us a "crash" course in riding the our semi-automatic Honda Wave's 1.1cc, GTi, BNP, YMCA. After a few wobbly starts, near misses and a few attempts at riding along the main road and back we were ready. It's amazing how easy it was to make new friends at the Travel lodge and by the end of the evening our group of three increased to nine. the role call was as follows:-
Our map for the loop
Will (ENG), Aaron (U.S), Diederik (NED), Eleonora (IT), Mika (FR) and two girls from the U.S we never got to know as they didn't want to know us. Oh yes and the Bruvs with Blisters. Even though we hadn't set off on "the loop" yet there was already a sense that the journey was going to be a good one. 9 companions from different countries and cultures joining forces in a region of short folk to complete an epic adventure. It's was like Lord of the Rings but better.

We started with nine "loopers"
Day 1:
We headed out at around 10am and were required to ride 160km East along highway 12 and North on highway 8B to the village of Thalang where our first guesthouse was located. Along the way we could visit five caves Tham Pha Pa, Xieng Liab, Tha Falang, Tham Phainh and Tham Aen.
Tham Pha Pa also known as the "Buddha Cave" is located a few kilometres out of Tha Khaek (first left after the sign to Xang cave) at the end of a 2 km dirt track. This was our first real opportunity to practice some off road riding and we all took it quite tentatively at first. Riding the Tha Khaek loop in November was a stroke of coincidence as I imagine this track would have been very tough during monsoon season. All in all we had great fun avoiding pot holes, undertaking lorries, avoiding bush fires and waving at the locals. The cave itself is surrounded by amazing karst mountains and turquoise lakes. It's not the biggest cave in the world but the discovery of hundred of Buddha statues left for hundreds of years makes it the most peculiar. The mystery of why this cave was chosen to house such sacred figures adds to local superstitions and the place remains a sight of worship and prayer for locals.

The base of the Buddha Cave
Once back on highway twelve it wasn't long until we reached our second stop and cave Xieng Liab (just before the large bridge. Pull into a small lay-by by wooden huts). It's pretty easy to miss this stop as the sign posts are not clear but after stopping by the bridge we were welcomed by a local Laotian who offered to look after the bikes and show us to the cave. As dodgy as this sounds it's
totally legitimate as if your unsure just ring back to Mr Ku and double check. For a small fee the local chap and his two sons enthusiastically gave us a guided tour of Xieng Liab. Much larger than the Buddha cave, Xieng Liab allows visitors to wander through the base of a small limestone outcrop. There are impressive stalagmites and stalagmites and after a warm ride it just pleasant bathing your sweaty feet in the cool stream.
Our guides to Xieng Liab Cave
Entrance to Xieng Liab Cave
1km East of Xieng Liab is the dirt track to Tha Falang cave (first left after the bridge). It's only half a kilometre drive and if you like its a ten minute walk from the previous cave so you can just leave your bikes with the local guy. Tha Falang is a welcome swimming spot as the submerged cave system has formed a beautiful turquoise pool. There's no cave to walk around so a short stop to chill out is all you need. By the time we left the third stop it was 1:00pm which was the time Mr Ku had advised we should start thinking about heading to the guesthouse. This sadly meant that we had to miss the fourth cave at Tham Phainh and head straight for the final stop. It was at this point That the two American girls decided to leave us. It was their first time riding and as they were committed to three days were concerned about making it to the guesthouse in time. So our group of 9 became 7.

The lagoon at Tha Falang Cave
Tham Aen is located around 8km East of the Tha Falang turning and is clearly sign posted for  "loopers". As with the Buddha cave there is a small entrance fee but it's well worth it. This large cave is ideal for walking around with concrete stairways that blend in nicely with the surrounding rock. If you squint it's reminiscent of M.C Escher's lithograph print "Relativity".
It supposedly takes 5-6 hours to ride to Thalang. It's a good 120km, but we absolutely blitzed it, completing the trip in 3 hours. Highway 12 was not too busy and a fun drive through karst foot hills and peaceful rice paddies. The only dodgy thing was the truck convoys transporting cement and other aggregates. They normally have a lead van with warning lights (if they feel like turning them on) which is shortly tailed by three or four lorries. All vehicles hog both sides of the road, drive as fast as they can and don't seem to slow down for anyone or anything. This probably explains why over the course of four days we saw many accidents involving trucks. I personally was just happy to give the guys space and let them pass, which is weird coming from an ex-white van man.

Tham Aen Cave
Once you pass through the small town of Gnommalet you bear left onto highway 8B and possibly one of the best stretches of roads on the trip. The roads in pretty good condition and follows the course of an adjacent river until you cross at a recently constructed hydro electric plant. Immediately after the dam it's an abrupt climb through the karst tundra rising a few hundred meters which allow for an amazing view of the surrounding landscape.
Our group continued to follow the lake formed by the dam until we arrived at Sabaidee Guesthouse in Thalang at around 6pm. It was a long but thoroughly enjoyable day and we were pumped for the second leg.

Sabaidee was a travellers oasis. Wooden huts housed large dorms or private bungalows. The owners provided a wonderful all you can eat BBQ around a communal campfire. They even made their own pain au chocolat. What more do you need. Over the fire and many Beer Laos we talked of travels, experiences and made jokes well into the night. There were other travellers at the lodge some loopers, others doing their own thing. There was a Swiss guy in his mid 60's who had retired and travelled all over the world on a shoestring for 6 years and a funny Russian chap attempting to cycle around Asia. His English was limited so the few Russian phrases we learnt on our travels came in handy although it was hard to escape the fact that he sounded a little bit like Borat. At one stage he made a joke about cannibalism that only he found funny but the way he laughed was infectious enough to have everyone in hysterics.

Sabaidee Guesthouse
Lake view before Thalang
Day 2: Jono, Will and Aaron woke early to check out the sunrise. The landscape created by the dam was pretty unique. The rapid change from woodland to lakeland has produced a solemn but strangely beautiful forest of dead tree trunks. It's something I remember studying in a geography classroom asa teenager but had never experienced first hand until now. The whole landscape emphasises the fact that although new energy projects improve the some living conditions for locals. Environmental and social impacts for the immediate area are often considered but overlooked. It only left me wondering how many villagers have had to relocate to make way for government plans and Chinese developers and how much compensation they received, I'm guessing very little if any.

Heading out for another day on the road
The impact of the dam downriver
 As we left  Thalang there were two noticeable changes. The first being the size of our group which had dropped to six as Mika had to leave early and the second was the road condition. The smooth tarmac abruptly vanished and left only trodden dirt and dust. The rust coloured sediment became a slight irritation especially when the trucks and 4x4's bombed passed. The pot holes got larger and the sand deeper as the trail twisted and turned on its steady incline up to a plateau and back down towards the river again. It was a harder 62km ride that left you with a sore arse but great fun, especially when passing through the villages. It's always amazing how friendly the children are in South-East Asia. Despite relative poverty and hardships they would all be outside their homes shouting "Hello" or "Sabaidee"as soon as our group rolled into view. We'd often stop to offer snacks as a thank you and it only made the experience more enjoyable. I think if you tried that back in the UK you'd be pelted with eggs or put on a dodgy register.

The Rough Riders
I became one with the road or the same colour at least
 After the dirt track was the town of Laksao. This is the junction point between highways 8A and 8B and where we decided to pull over to recalculate our progress.
Most loopers never stop at Laksao and keep pressing on toward Kuon Kham where our second guesthouse would be. Our rest stop was rewarded when Diederik was ushered into a locals house where they were throwing what turned out to be a house warming party. We were immediately all invited to take a seat as a banquet of Laos dishes was presented to our two small tables. We were accompanied by three Laos guys, one who couldn't hardly stand up due to his intake of Laos Laos whiskey, one who spoke good enough English to explain what was going on and a third who apparently was a local police chief. The pissed guy spent the whole time shouting something and forcing whiskey into our hands. Eleonora seemed to bear the brunt of this treatment as the chap seemed intent to get the only female member of our group as drunk as possible. It was a great experience and one we were all thoroughly grateful for. We ate, we drank, we danced until tipsy and then waved goodbye and hopped back on the bikes. Even the police chief didn't mind us drink driving, possibly because he was more drunk than we were and also due to the fact his shift didn't start for another two hours. It was great to be part of an authentic Laos celebration and experience first hand their kind generosity. The guy who owned the house waved away any approach we made to pay him for his kindness, emphasising the countries stance on common curtesy.

Laos house warming party
Our loopy band now merry on food and spirits headed west on highway 8A towards Kuon Kham. The 58km stretch was much smoother than our morning ride and we made good progress through mixed karst terrain. Flat open farmland led onto steeper more treacherous mountain passes. Once again we saw first hand what the Laos driving style of overtaking three vehicles on blind turns leads too when as we passed numerous accident sites. One resulting in a truck flipping upside-down (I still can't figure out how but the driver managed it), however the tighter passes that hinder the larger vehicles only benefitted our choice of vehicle. The Honda Waves Jono, Will and I had hired were well suited for the task at hand and never showed any signs of breaking down. Aaron and Diederik were left with the Zhongshan Waves which were a little less powerful and seemed to run out of fuel twice as quickly as the Honda. A shining example of Chinese efficiency if you ask me.

Aaron enjoying Highway 8A
A detour off Highway 8A 
If you get thirsty or run out of fuel along the loop there are many shacks selling all the basic supplies from even the most remote locations. As a friendly warning though make sure the water is water. I stupidly believed a local and purchased three small bottles of clear fluid thinking it was water which turned out to be whiskey. Hilariously Diedrik unknowingly offered some to Eleonora who was looking for water to wash out a leg burn caused by the bike exhaust. No doubt it cleansed the wound but it must have stung like a bitch.

Na Sanam Falls
Na Sanam Falls
Na Sanam Falls
Despite the house party we made it to our second guesthouse ahead of schedule so decided to take a detour and visit Na Sanam Falls a day early. After a five minute ride off-road and a ten minute hike we reached the falls just as the day was coming to an end. Once again the landscape remained a stunning spectacle. The large twin waterfall plunges from a rock shelf surrounded by jungle. A fitting end to day 2.

7 December 2014

Sigh.......Savannakhet

18th - 20th November 2014

It took a good six hours to travel from Pakse to Savannahket. The trip was pretty uneventful apart from Jono having his toes pecked to death by a chicken in a box below his seat and Will having a stare out with a duck (don't worry I didn't loose a game of poker to a group of dogs).

We spent two nights at Leena Guesthouse. It's a great budget option with warmish showers and good beds. The food they provide is limited but there are plenty of good eateries around town. Sadly we probably stayed in Savannakhet a night too long, because there is nothing to do. It's a cultural, historical desert with little character distinguishing it from anywhere else in Laos. It should be twinned with Slough or Scunthorpe.

Savannahkhet Town  

Guard dog at Leena's Guesthouse
I lie there is one historical sight to distract you from utter boredom, the incredibly "interesting" Dinosaur Museum. This concrete block exhibits a "vast"collection of ten or so fossilised dinosaur parts discovered in five pits around the surrounding area. The size and condition of these specimens are impressive but it's the way there presented that's disappointing. The whole exhibit is like sorting through a kitchen draw full of random crap. I think I even saw a radiator bleeding key and a leaflet from the local BNP candidate, or maybe I was dreaming.
To stop visitors being totally pissed off with paying a small fee for visiting this utterly pathetic collection there are additional cabinets full off donated specimens, mostly from Bedfordshire, England. Now I worked on landfill sites around Bedfordshire for two and a half years. I had a large collection of ammonite and belemnite fossils which I found in the clay on my office desk. What I was not expecting was travelling to the other side of the world to see a collection of creatures found in a seam of Oxfordshire clay. So if your from Central/Southern England and don't fancy seeing a museum full of rocks you can find in your garden don't bother visiting.

Welcome to "Dinosaur Museum". Don't worry nothing's going to rampage around town
I know this is a quick write up but there is literally nothing else apart from a few nice cafés so if you have made it to Savannakhet and your reading this for advice on where to go.....head to the bus station and get the next ticket out of here. It took us two days to figure this out before we made tracks for Tha Khaek.